That mad sprint to the tv when your favorite show is starting
I CAN’T MISS THE START
Do I wanna go to school?
how about tomorrow?
how about next week?
how about next month?
do i want to go to school next year?
HINDI MAGTATAGAL ANG LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP.
Dahil Ayon sa PHYSICS:
“As the distance increases. The force of attraction decreases.”
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i wonder how many times the spongebob illustrators and animators have completely lost their shit while trying to draw these omg
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and hed just lie with them and sleep among them and theyd rub against him and chirp at him theyre big fucking babies
when they say simpons did it already
they’re not fucking kidding
You only talk behind someone back when you know what your telling peoples is a lies. If it the truth then say it straight to their faces, no need to hide it.
When your sibling is suddenly nice to you…
And you’re like, “Who are you?!”;